Ooops – Overdue Book Notice
I logged onto an email account that I don’t use or check often to find this message from my library:
OVERDUE NOTICE. The following item is overdue. A fine of .15 per day from the date due is now being charged.
If you have any questions, please contact the library. — Thank you.
AUTHOR: Lakein, Alan
TITLE: How to get control of your time and your life
Yeesh. 🙄